To The Man Who Nervously Sat Next To Me At Chipotle:

It’s okay, you can sit here. I don’t bite. There are three stools on either side of me, so you can sit a little farther away if you want to. You don’t have to be nervous. I’m pretty sure I look relatively nonthreatening today. No, no, don’t apologize. There’s nothing to be sorry for. Other people are allowed to sit here, you know, it’s not just these seven bar stools for one person.

So don’t worry, shh, it’s okay. Sit down and eat your burrito. Yes, that’s right. Good boy.




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